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PostPosted: Fri Nov 02, 2007 12:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

$6000 DOLLARS!!!
wow
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 02, 2007 12:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ah-hahahahahahah! Man, that's gotta be the most uncomfortable chair on the planet.
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 02, 2007 4:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

At least it'll supposedly make you look good while sitting down. Smile
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 09, 2007 6:52 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

The Colonoscopy

All the organs of the body were having a meeting,
trying to decide who was the one in charge.

"I should be in charge," said the brain,
"Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen."


"I should be in charge," said the blood ,
"because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away."



"I should be in charge," said the stomach ,
"because I process food and give all of you energy."


"I should be in charge," said the legs,
"because I carry the body wherever it needs to go."


"I should be in charge," said the eyes,
"Because I allow the body to see where it goes."


"I should be in charge," said the rectum,
"Because I'm responsible for waste removal."


All the other body parts laughed at the rectum
and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.
Within a few days,
the brain had a terrible headache,
the stomach was bloated,
the legs got wobbly,
the eyes got watery,
and the blood was toxic.
They all decided that the rectum should be the boss.
The Moral of the story?
The ass hole is usually the one in charge!
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 09, 2007 10:17 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

*Laughs.* Very nice. Razz
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 09, 2007 2:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

That made me laugh. Very Happy
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 21, 2008 1:37 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Holy Batman is all I'm going to say:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1jg2okfrmR4&feature=related
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 21, 2008 4:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

All i'm going to say...
My god, that show really was bad ^^
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 21, 2008 4:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

It just didn't had CGI. That's all. Well, maybe actors were little bit lame too. Very Happy
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 12, 2008 4:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Cool Dutch Coin

I like it Smile
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 12, 2008 8:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dutch stuff ftw! Very Happy Razz
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 13, 2008 10:06 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Joke:

What's the only part of a vegetable you cant eat?







The wheelchair!
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 13, 2008 3:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Razz Silly!

Btw, we have 4302 registered members, we're huge!! :O
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 21, 2008 8:51 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

and out of 4 thousand you have 3 posting less often than regularly and a star wars fanboy posting once a month to greif. best, site, evar.
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 21, 2008 10:14 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

liek totallie
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