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Eminition




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PostPosted: Tue Nov 08, 2005 10:18 am    Post subject: Whitty quotes Reply with quote

Just for fun, let's post some funny quotes we've heard over the years

"Dolphins are so intelligent that within only a few weeks of captivity, they can train Americans to stand at the very edge of the pool and throw them fish."
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 08, 2005 10:38 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Machinists are so intelligent that within a few minutes at mara c, they can train zionites to flag up and get their asses kicked.

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 08, 2005 2:42 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Eminition wrote:
Just for fun, let's post some funny quotes we've heard over the years

"Dolphins are so intelligent that within only a few weeks of captivity, they can train Americans to stand at the very edge of the pool and throw them fish."


HAHAHA!! MAN THAT'S SO FUNN... uh.. hey I'm American Wink

LOL Wink

My contribution(s)

"Save a baby seal...Club a liberal"

"Tradgedy is when i cut my finger, Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die"- Mel Brooks
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 08, 2005 3:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

"trespassers will be shot....Survivors will be shot again."

Vice city
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 08, 2005 3:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Redeemer wrote:
"trespassers will be shot....Survivors will be shot again."

Vice city



this one gave me a good laugh
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TheTaxidermist
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 08, 2005 3:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

This is from a real batman comic Razz

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 08, 2005 4:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

"Olink you're such a noob" -Khaos

Heard it so many times it's stuck in my head...


"Brb I'm just gonna take a shower" -Glitch

Heard this ALOT more Razz
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 08, 2005 4:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

rofl tax, and im olink's bitch
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 08, 2005 4:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

"Buy Nintendo kids, or I'll drown a puppy." -NGC Magazine.

They came up with a list of quotes that 'Reggie' Fils-Aime (vice president of sales and marketing) could have said.
I keep remembering this one Smile
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 08, 2005 6:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

"Mothers know everything."

NOT always true! me and my mom was cooking last night n she wanted to use a small pan for 2 pounds of hamburger and I kept telling her the pan wasnt big enoguh and she didnt listen.. then she missed all the stuff and realised I was right Razz
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 09, 2005 3:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

George W. Bush:
" ... is the result of not enough power-generating plants and then not enough power to power the power of generating plants."

Read it to today on some "Did you know..." sheet. xD
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 09, 2005 8:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wow, thats really sad grammer...

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PostPosted: Fri Nov 11, 2005 10:44 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

"I feel sorry for people who don't drink : when they wake up in the morning that's as good as they're going to feel all day!"

((Guess who was out drinking again))
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