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Khaos
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 Posted: Fri Feb 03, 2006 4:02 am Post subject: funny or not |
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post some funny stories or anything funny in here. and member can say if it funny or not. below is a story some one sent me.
[blockquote]A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".
The teacher asked, " What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him". [/blockquote] |
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jediken21
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| Posted: Fri Feb 03, 2006 5:24 am Post subject: |
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Oh shit! i would slap that girl!
REDNECK SPEC-OPS!
i wish the Giraffe Crew was that awesome... |
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Khaos
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TheTaxidermist
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| Posted: Sat Feb 04, 2006 6:04 pm Post subject: |
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sorry, but I refuse to click on a link to ebaums 
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Procurator
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| Posted: Sat Feb 04, 2006 6:22 pm Post subject: |
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*Laughs.*
Same here.
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Wolf
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| Posted: Sat Feb 04, 2006 6:53 pm Post subject: |
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I only wish that the Gamecube really was his, lol.
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FrayJack
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| Posted: Sat Feb 04, 2006 8:03 pm Post subject: |
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Haha, that was pretty funny...whiney little kid
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PlagueOnWheels
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| Posted: Sun Feb 05, 2006 2:18 am Post subject: |
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This one comes to mind after a recent /fc discussion:
Someone who speaks two languages is bilingual. Three languages, trilingual. Four or more, multilingual. What do you call someone who only speaks one language?
American.
(*is American, and only speaks one language*)
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FrayJack
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I'm Canadian, but I speak bits and pieces of other languages, so...would that make me American?
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jediken21
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| Posted: Sun Feb 05, 2006 7:20 pm Post subject: |
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| i speak english and spanish, and im from america... |
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d4sh
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I'm from Holland.. I speak Dutch, English, German and French (and about 2 or 3 sentences in Italian, but mostly just words).
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| Posted: Mon Feb 06, 2006 3:05 am Post subject: |
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well arent you just special d4sh ?  I figured out some dutch when d4sh put it inthe cam and told me to figure it out!!!! does tht mean im special too?
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PlagueOnWheels
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| Posted: Mon Feb 06, 2006 4:36 am Post subject: |
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I guess "special" would be the polite way to say it... 
(Kidding, of course.)
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jediken21
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| Posted: Tue Feb 07, 2006 2:27 am Post subject: |
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woo! special ppl!
btw if u look real close, u can see, circled in red, my sniper pointing out, and the yellow line indicates the dude im about to eliminate...
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"Mom, can I ask you something?"
"Sure, honey, what's on your mind."
"Well, I'm already fourteen and, I think it's just proper that I should own one."
"Own 'one' what?" mother asked suspiciously.
"A push up bra."
"No." "Absolutely not."
"I think it would be just proper at my age..."
"I said no way!"
"But..."
"Morris! How many times must I tell you that bras are for girls!"
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